Saturday, November 8, 2008

The fair

The other day, I was at the supermarket and happened upon a rather provocative conversation. A man and woman were standing in the rice aisle having a dispute of some sort, looking very provincial. Apparently he had something unjust, and she was vociferating, "T'ain't fair! T'ain't fair!"

And the he came back with this zinger:

"The taint fair? Yeah, I've been there. The rides are fun, but the smell is terrible!"

1 comment:

Glen! said...

My favorite Dane Cook bit is the one about the nothing fights in the super market over the jelly.

you should give it a listen.